Sweeeeet. Angelina Jolie playing a badass and Lorde (oops! It’s not Lorde, it’s Lana Del Rey) doing her twisted spin on a Disney classic. Oh, and then there are those killer tree warriors on horses… May 30th now has a calendar entry.

I liked Lainey Gossip’s post so much I’m re-posting it here, for your reading pleasure:

A new trailer for Maleficent aired last night during the Grammys. MUUUUUUUCH better than the sh-tty CGI previews we’ve seen so far. The effects still look Spice Girls Viva Forever and it is Disney, after all, so we’ll be holding hands by the end of it, no doubt, but the focus this time is on Angelina Jolie’s personality. She’s playing. She’s winking. She’s delivering her lines with just enough extra and a satisfying amount of BITCH.

This is what we’ve been missing, non?

Angelina Jolie has been a saint for the better part of a decade. All she ever does is GOOD. It’s so much good. Once in a while, don’t you want to just see her bust out the goddamn c-nt?!

You do. I know you do. And I know you had the same thrill I had at the very end, when she delivers that line…   ~

“There’s evil in this world. Hatred, and revenge”…followed by a sarcastic chuckle. Now picture her doing it in Jennifer Aniston’s face. SEE?


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